The Onion News Network has the following report:
Obama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters To Realize How Empty Their Lives Are
Obviously made for fun but it wouldn’t be funny if there weren’t an element of truth in it.

It wasn’t a surprise but the finality of it was kind of sad last night. It’s now official that for at least the next 4 years we’re going to have Barak Hussein Obama as the president of the United States. I could take some comfort in the fact that since we’ve elected the [...]